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Knick Knacks

Lakeside condominium Singapore electrical wire ground cut

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The Auditor General of Singapore with no legal mandate. Click here for the email correspondence.

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CPIB don't investigate.

Click here for the first email correspondence, here for the second.

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PMO / Lee, Shanmugan, and others.

Click here for a thread about My Police Cordon, and here for a thread about a postcard for Lee.

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Another postcard for Lee Hsien Loong

Lee Hsien Loong Lee Kuan Yew

Lee, Oh Lee,
I see you’re grinning with glee.
You’re not a doting ol’…cool?
And you go by the rule,


But I really want to know,
‘Cos I sent you that postcard some time ago,
Of your dad, and it was unique,
I thought it was tres cheque.


Are you carrying a grudge?
Was it because I…? Oh fudge!


Dad said if you get in his way,
You’d best put your knuckle-dusters on (so gay!)


And now there is so much strife,
In Singapore (they say it’s your wife).
Even your brother packed up and departed.
Everyone is disheartened. 


Nevermind. I’m pretty sure you’re no fool.

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Ode to Gregory Chew, General Counsel for NTU and Officer of the Supreme Court of the Republic of Singapore

Gregory Chew, O Gregory Chew,

your work stink like poo.

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Another Ode to Gregory Chew, General Counsel for NTU and Officer of the Supreme Court of the Republic of Singapore

Gregory Chew, O Gregory Chew,

your office stink like loo.

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Yet Another Ode to Gregory Chew, General Counsel for NTU and Officer of the Supreme Court of the Republic of Singapore

Gregory Chew, O Gregory Chew,

Mu!

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Ridout Ridacted

There was once a few ministers called Shanmugam,

Who put both court and police in the barn,

To make them work,

For the piffler who did lurk,

Among the ministers known as Shanmugam.

Shanmugam Singapore Ridout
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